THANK YOU for the laughs...and for the opportunity to once more torture those who hate my jokes!

I've told both the porpoise and Roy Rogers jokes many times over the years. Suggestion for those telling the jokes IRL: the lion should be 'sedate', not 'staid'.

Also, the ABSOLUTE best pun I ever saw was in a movie adaptation of Harlan Ellison's "A Boy And His Dog". At the end of the movie, the dog was eating the villain and stopped to remark, "You know, the villain had good taste, but he didn't taste good." The dog, by the way, was quite shaggy.

And then there's Isaac Asimov's opus magnum of puns, if you can find it: "Shah Guido G.". Read the story...and then re-read the title.