Talk about a paradigm-busting postulation!

Doggone it! Now, no thanks to you, I’ve gotta go back and reexamine all the times over my Navy career that I decided that Seaman Doe was just a lazy POS…and the much more common times that I figured I was actually the laziest person around! Can you possibly grasp the hours that this is going to cost me when I would otherwise be using that time to either conquer the world on Civ V or else solve all the world’s problems via Medium and Twitter?

Retired Navy. Inveterate contrarian. If I haven’t done it, I’ve usually done something close.