“Self-Charging Nano-Diamond Batteries” That Can Run An Electric Car For 90 Years?

Is this Cold Fusion deja vu all over again? Maybe. Or maybe not.

Today, batteries can run out in days. Imagine having batteries that can last lifetimes. (source)

On my news aggregator yesterday was a story on newatlas.com titled, “Nano-diamond self-charging batteries could disrupt energy as we know it.” What the hell? That pegged out my weird-s**t-o-meter, so I had to read it.