Mr. President, this is off-subject, but looking at the challenges you overcame, with the level of opposition you faced, I'd say that you were our nation's fourth-best president, after Lincoln, Washington, and FDR (in that order). In other words, you were the best president of our lifetimes, and I am deeply proud to have strongly supported you (to the everlasting shame of my racist family members in Mississippi).

Bravo Zulu, sir!