Every once in a while someone uses a headline that simply can't be ignored - you won the contest for this month. I mean, an article where one actually has to think, "wait, did Bannon actually do that?" is in the best traditions of The Onion. Such might indeed be considered Bannon's - ahem - "semenal work".

On a side note, this strongly reminds me of a story in an old adult cartoon magazine called "1984", where there were only two living men among humanity, who come aboard a spacecraft and find humanity's last repository of sperm, stacked in bottles on shelves, which the two men - one old man and one young teenager - proceed to break and destroy, and the women flock to the storeroom almost in a panic, wading in the semen.

Nasty...but you wrote that article, and turn-about's fair play, right?